Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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