how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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