they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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