there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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