He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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