I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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