I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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