Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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