I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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