We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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