his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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