toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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