Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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