no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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