You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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