For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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