so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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