I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
My dick has a subreddit
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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