If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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