Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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