I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
