what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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