Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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