So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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