so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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