I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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