at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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