I don't think brook has ever known best
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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