He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
