their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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