HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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