If i come over, it means nothing
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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