So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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