if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
