that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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