I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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