her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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