Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
