dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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