in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
pop tarts are not kleenex
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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