Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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