where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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