what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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