so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm at about main and main street
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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