Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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