This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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