Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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