Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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