How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
