THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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