i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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